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[The Old Bodger]

Ferretrider - Salopian eh? Now thats gorra be Shropshire way in'it? Salop, the old anglo saxon for your neck of the woods.

Pete ware am to e speak's you gota speak salopian mate cos I canna
und I dunner understand cos if Er aint thur Erl be over Yonder got it?

Now us'll try'un dicpher this lot.......

Pete where I am here, I speak, you have to speak Salopian mate, because I cant and I dont understand, because if her isn't there then her will be over there............Right, I think thats about it in the Queens English, right?

Stone me that took some working out mate!

yep and you munner say dunner cos it tinner polite

[ladybird]

[Deborah]

Well, dont ask ME .... i only came here for FREE financial advice
Just goes to prove we get what we pay for

Why didnt you ask you only had to say instead of going round the houses

[charles47]

Round the houses, the (open?) gardens, the parks, shops (including off licences and bike repair shops), cars, caravans and hospitals.

This has certainly been a marathon!

[Deborah]

Round the houses, the (open?) gardens, the parks, shops (including off licences and bike repair shops), cars, caravans and hospitals.

This has certainly been a marathon!

And all Audrey wanted to know was how much she had in her purse
We all knew it was £12.34, a button, 2 pear drops, a doggie chew and Half a Crown she was keeping for sentimental reasons

[Myrtle]

You forgot the polo mint covered in fluff!

[The Old Bodger]

You forgot the polo mint covered in fluff!

What about the sticky wine gum

[charles47]

And so far we've all studiously ignored the half-empty gin bottle...

[Booksey]

Theres always some one who has to mention the elephant in the room

[Myrtle]

Indian or African?

[Deborah]

Indian Tonic Water

[charles47]

*Should read: "Indian, with tonic water!"

[Myrtle]

Just how BIG is Audrey's purse?????

[Pete the Paint]

Why tis gurt my dear!

[charles47]

A gurt biggun, Pete?