You might like to know
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Re: You might like to know
by Booksey » Tue May 08, 2012 8:26 pm
But when you need lenses like bottle bottoms where else would you go
"Some days are such perfect disasters that there's really nothing to do but sit back and admire their perfection." - Robert Brault
“If the path before you is clear, it's probably someone else's"
Joseph Campbell
“If the path before you is clear, it's probably someone else's"
Joseph Campbell
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Re: You might like to know
by charles47 » Thu May 10, 2012 5:35 am
Trouble is, Audrey needs something stronger than coke bottle bottoms to see through... 
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering "What the hell happened?"
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Re: You might like to know
by Pete the Paint » Thu May 10, 2012 8:34 am
Those oblong gin bottles make for very 'with it' bottle end glasses. I hear tell that Audrey wears them and looks very fetching in them. An old hippie without a doubt! 
Hey, and have you seen her tatoos? She has one on her shoulder that reads ''I love The Font''.
What a creep!
JARVIS!! Where's my shirt, haven't got all day old man and for heavens sake move that push bike and spare wheel from the Great Hall. Cant have the visitors tripping over that now can we,What?
Hey ho, just cant get the staff these days, yu know?
Hey, and have you seen her tatoos? She has one on her shoulder that reads ''I love The Font''.
What a creep!
JARVIS!! Where's my shirt, haven't got all day old man and for heavens sake move that push bike and spare wheel from the Great Hall. Cant have the visitors tripping over that now can we,What?
Hey ho, just cant get the staff these days, yu know?
Aim for the moon and if you miss you will still fall amongst the stars.
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Re: You might like to know
by Deborah » Thu May 10, 2012 9:14 am
I can assure everyone its not on her shoulder because I had my tattoo done at the same time
- Deborah
Re: You might like to know
by Booksey » Thu May 10, 2012 5:53 pm
Oh please don't tell me its across the bottom of your back so that every one can see it along with your thong elastic when you bend over in the supermarket
I thought you ladies had more class than that
I thought you ladies had more class than that
"Some days are such perfect disasters that there's really nothing to do but sit back and admire their perfection." - Robert Brault
“If the path before you is clear, it's probably someone else's"
Joseph Campbell
“If the path before you is clear, it's probably someone else's"
Joseph Campbell
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Booksey - Joined: Thu May 26, 2011 3:53 pm
Re: You might like to know
by Deborah » Thu May 10, 2012 6:58 pm
Too be fair the tattooist wasnt that keen, but you know what Audreys like when she sets her mind to something and Im just easily led 
- Deborah
Re: You might like to know
by charles47 » Thu May 10, 2012 8:48 pm
I'm learning so much here I may never sleep again.
For fear of the dreams, you know...
For fear of the dreams, you know...
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering "What the hell happened?"
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Re: You might like to know
by The Old Bodger » Thu May 10, 2012 11:53 pm
I I somebody's had a welcome sign put on the carpet 
that'll make ya dream charles
that'll make ya dream charles
Know what your country think's of you?
I KNOW WHAT I MEAN BUT OTHERS TAKE IT THE WRONG WAY
And Life Goes On
I KNOW WHAT I MEAN BUT OTHERS TAKE IT THE WRONG WAY
And Life Goes On
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Re: You might like to know
by charles47 » Sun May 13, 2012 6:02 am
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering "What the hell happened?"
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Re: You might like to know
by NanaNana » Sun May 13, 2012 9:19 am
You sure it's not a 'ferret's' calling card?
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Re: You might like to know
by Parsifal » Sun May 13, 2012 11:28 am
JUST A MINUTE
Yes, you read that right, I said JUST A MINUTE.
I, the Font of All Knowledge, ruler of this board (and my family and friends, well I would be ruler of my friends if I had any other than Audrey and I'm not sure she counts), have decided, nay, DECREED, that from now on this board will be ruled by the rules of JUST A MINUTE.
From now on, ANYONE, who indulges in REPTETITION, HESITATION OR DEVIATION, and I have NEVER come across so many deviants in one place , will be summarily SUSPENDED FOR AT LEAST SIX MONTHS.
Yes, that WAS SIX MONTHS.
Yes, you read that right, I said JUST A MINUTE.
I, the Font of All Knowledge, ruler of this board (and my family and friends, well I would be ruler of my friends if I had any other than Audrey and I'm not sure she counts
), have decided, nay, DECREED, that from now on this board will be ruled by the rules of JUST A MINUTE.From now on, ANYONE, who indulges in REPTETITION, HESITATION OR DEVIATION, and I have NEVER come across so many deviants in one place
, will be summarily SUSPENDED FOR AT LEAST SIX MONTHS.Yes, that WAS SIX MONTHS.
- Parsifal
Re: You might like to know
by Parsifal » Sun May 13, 2012 11:29 am
JUST A MINUTE
Yes, you read that right, I said JUST A MINUTE.
I, the Font of All Knowledge, ruler of this board (and my family and friends, well I would be ruler of my friends if I had any other than Audrey and I'm not sure she counts), have decided, nay, DECREED, that from now on this board will be ruled by the rules of JUST A MINUTE.
From now on, ANYONE, who indulges in REPTETITION, HESITATION OR DEVIATION, and I have NEVER come across so many deviants in one place , will be summarily SUSPENDED FOR AT LEAST SIX MONTHS.
Yes, that WAS SIX MONTHS.
Yes, you read that right, I said JUST A MINUTE.
I, the Font of All Knowledge, ruler of this board (and my family and friends, well I would be ruler of my friends if I had any other than Audrey and I'm not sure she counts
), have decided, nay, DECREED, that from now on this board will be ruled by the rules of JUST A MINUTE.From now on, ANYONE, who indulges in REPTETITION, HESITATION OR DEVIATION, and I have NEVER come across so many deviants in one place
, will be summarily SUSPENDED FOR AT LEAST SIX MONTHS.Yes, that WAS SIX MONTHS.
- Parsifal
Re: You might like to know
by Parsifal » Sun May 13, 2012 11:29 am
JUST A MINUTE
Yes, you read that right, I said JUST A MINUTE.
I, the Font of All Knowledge, ruler of this board (and my family and friends, well I would be ruler of my friends if I had any other than Audrey and I'm not sure she counts), have decided, nay, DECREED, that from now on this board will be ruled by the rules of JUST A MINUTE.
From now on, ANYONE, who indulges in REPTETITION, HESITATION OR DEVIATION, and I have NEVER come across so many deviants in one place , will be summarily SUSPENDED FOR AT LEAST SIX MONTHS.
Yes, that WAS SIX MONTHS.
Yes, you read that right, I said JUST A MINUTE.
I, the Font of All Knowledge, ruler of this board (and my family and friends, well I would be ruler of my friends if I had any other than Audrey and I'm not sure she counts
), have decided, nay, DECREED, that from now on this board will be ruled by the rules of JUST A MINUTE.From now on, ANYONE, who indulges in REPTETITION, HESITATION OR DEVIATION, and I have NEVER come across so many deviants in one place
, will be summarily SUSPENDED FOR AT LEAST SIX MONTHS.Yes, that WAS SIX MONTHS.
- Parsifal
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