Corrupt a wish

[Beck]

The idea of this game is that someone makes a wish, which the next poster will grant... but there is something the matter with it. You will then end with a wish of your own that the next replier can corrupt. For example:-

Me: I wish for a cake
You: Your wish is granted but the cake is stale

You: I wish for a cup of coffee...

I'll start with:-

I wish for a nice sunny day

[Minnie]

Granted, Beautiful day sun splitting the trees, soooooo hot, oh NO SUN CREAM .

Wish I had a big box of lovely chocolates.

[Myrtle]

Granted, big box of chocolates.......but they are all coconut.

I wish someone would weed my garden.

[Minnie]

I'II do the weeding ma dear, don't you worry. your we self.
Every time I spent a penny, I saved
my own special ingredient , beautiful compost, are these daffodil bulbs. ????


Wish somebody would take me on a trip to Paris.

[Beck]

Your wish is granted, but it rains the whole time and you are flooded out

I wish for a good offline game to amuse me for a while

[Myrtle]

Your wish is granted, complete with a virus

I wish the library didn't shut on a Tuesday afternoon.

[michael parker]

The library is staying open all day tuesday......but due to cuts is closed for the rest of the week.

Wish my talents as a genius were recognised.

[Jane:-)]

Your talents as a genius were recognised but then Malice walked in and surpassed you!

Wish the faeries come tonight and make my house beautifully clean and tidy

[Beck]

Your wish is granted, but now the mess from inside the house is strewn all over the garden.

I wish the ink cartridges in my printer would re fill themselves

[Anne001]

Your wish is granted but the printer has broken.

I wish I could lose a stone

[Minnie]

Granted, you lost your stone, but you ruined the carpet exercising .


Wish I was sitting beside a beautiful lake, with swans.

[Jane:-)]

Ah but you are Minnie, the sun is shining, there's a gentle breeze making ripples across the water the only thing is you're sitting right next to the Swans' nest and the male is charging towards you - QUICK RUUNNNNNNN!!!!

Wishing the dentist tomorrow stops my toothache, without asking me why I haven't come earlier!

[Beck]

Your wish is granted, you no longer have toothache - come to that, you no longer have any teeth.

I wish my tinnitus would stop

[Minnie]

From a Fellow sufferer, wish granted, it's GONE, fantastic, but now you cant stop sneezing .


Wish I was sitting in a field of bluebells, birds twittering, butterflies fluttering, woodpeckers
pecking, rustle in the trees. light summer breeze, smell of honeysuckle , jasmine, in the air.


p.s. Jane

[michael parker]

Lovely.....just a shame about the blindfold and your hearing aids have no batteries!


Wish my camera took the photos as i see them.