Indian Trophies

[Gracie123]

I hope this brings a smile:

Jack and Tom are having a beer in a saloon when a cowboy walks in with an Indian's head under his arm. He hands it to the bartender and the bartender hands him money. The bartender turns to them and says "I hate Indians. Last week they burnt my barn to the ground and killed my wife and three kids. Anybody brings me the head of an Indian, I'll give them a thousand bucks." Jack and Tom guzzle their beers and leave to go hunt Indians. After a while they finally spot one. Jack throws a rock, it hits the Indian on the head, he falls of his horse, and rolls seventy feet down a ravine. The two cowboys make their way down the ravine and Tom pulls out his knife to claim their trophy.
Jack: "Tom, take a look at this."
Tom: "Not now, I'm busy"
Jack: "I really think you should have a look"
Tom says angrily: "Can't you see I'm busy? I've got a thousand dollars in my hand"
Jack: "Please Tom, take a look".
Tom looks up at the top of the ravine, and there's five thousand Indians standing there.

Tom says "Wow, we're gonna be millionaires!"

[Minnie]

Brill. Gracie

[Gracie123]

thanks Minnie

[Myrtle]

[michael parker]

[Gracie123]

Something to think about....

Some reasons why the English language is hard to learn:-

The bandage was wound around the wound.
The farm was used to produce produce
The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
We must polish the Polish furniture.
He could lead if he would get the lead out.
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
I did not object to the object.
The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
They were too close to the door to close it.
Upon seeing a tear in the painting I shed a tear.

English is a funny old language!!!!

[michael parker]