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[Melly1]

Thanks Audrey for sharing ...

I had to fill in a LD supplimentary questionnaire for S to have a bus pass. It was highly intrusive and personal I felt ... seems that if you are a carer or a caree ... you have no privacy.

Does your private jet run on unleaded?!

Melly1

[Parsifal]

Blimey, audrey, your finances sound like mine , except I use one of them minimoped thingies and my rocket launch pad is just outside my palatial bedroom, so much faster and, as you know, I'm a really fast woman .

[The Old Bodger]

Actually I went out in the rolls for a changed today it does quite well to the gallon
of petrol about 12 miles so only needed to fill up just the once as it has a 30 gallon tank
and @ £6.50 a gallon I think that's quite good as it only cost £200.to fill her up.
and it was such a nice day . lunch was only £60 for the two of us plus extra's
And we got home about 4pm so really the day out only cost me £ 400.05

[Parsifal]

Well, you know what it's like, Aud, once that Sun reporter got hold of the tapes there was no hiding the fact, it was all on display. Literally.

And poor old you, having to pay a butler for a massage , I suppose it happens to all of us eventually .

[The Old Bodger]

well no not relay Audrey love (now I'am been cheeky) I put the go faster stripes on me push bike when I past a bloke painting a shop front got em on me boots as well cheap as chip's also the lady that used to give me a massage did it in a bikini but she took early retirement?????????

[Parsifal]

Speak for yourself, Audrey, I don't need a free bus pass, why would I need a bus pass when ferretrider takes me everywhere on his crossbar?

[The Old Bodger]

well would'nt you like to know to think I had three names when I was once a long distance
driver their was Ratrider -----rider and ferretrider they were am c b handles when c b radio's
were illegal and they will not give me a bus pass yet but still got to keep fit with all these women
about sorry losing the plot now to much you to could come on me crossbar
as well it's a double. sorry no bikini now but will have to retire to my king size bed now to see
if anybody has rented the other side as it's been flippin cold on the one side for years!!!!!

[charles47]

"Insanity runs in our family..........................it practically gallops!"

- "Arsenic and Old Lace"

[NanaNana]

Audrey - is your private jet tax deductable? Do Her Majesty's 'Grabalot' Department know about this?

[Lazydaisy]

thank you for the laugh this early in the morning.
(Ferretrider my husband's CB handle was Sunbeam, after his Sunbeam Alpine car.)

[NanaNana]

My uncle used to have a Sunbeam Rapier.

[cheryl]

Without giving away any Personal or Important info about myself......such as who I am, where I am, how much money I have, what I drive, eat for lunch etc.....I'd like some advice please.........does anyone know where I could buy a compass? I don't want to trek 25 yards north when I wanted to go south

I would have got the one from argos but the reviews are not at all good.

[cheryl]

I used to have a Talbot Horizan a green one with an alarm that sounded like a donkey

[Parsifal]

I am afraid that none of us are experts on compasses, we are carers for goodness sake, not Artic Explorers , I can only suggest that you contact a Compass Consumer Rights Organisation!

[NanaNana]

You want a compass, eh? Hmmm, where are you going, when are you going, who are you going with, when will you actually change direction, where will you put your compass, in your hand or in your pocket or in your car or attached to your motorbike handlebars? ..........................

No, no, no, Cheryl, DON'T tell me.

We found ours in a camping shop. We used it when we went house-hunting to see which way a house and garden faced. Try a camping/caravanning shop. Or do a search for compass suppliers in your area. Or, try that 'on-line' auction site - you'll find one on there I bet.