Olympic flame - who should light it

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Matt - Carers UK

he's the biggest 'sport' I know - he has to be with all the ribbing he takes from us with relentless good humour Image Image Image
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As someone who always treats Matt with the respect he deserves, I am shocked at your comment Sue. Image Image Image Image Image Image Image
Dame Tanni Grey-Thompson
Matt - Carers UK

he's the biggest 'sport' I know - he has to be with all the ribbing he takes from us with relentless good humour Image Image Image
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As someone who always treats Matt with the respect he deserves, I am shocked at your comment Sue. Image Image Image Image Image Image Image
I should come over there and wash your mouth out with soap, our Rosemary. Image Image

Of course, it would take someone with far more courage than me.... Image

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is the secret ouy ? looks like STEVE REDGRAVE you know the bloke who won his gold medals sitting down .....
Bookies have stopped taking bets on it being Roger Bannister
ROGER BANNISTER ..he was the first amateur to run sub 4 min mile but many pros did it before him...but he was an educated gentlemen...not a miner who had a fag & bottle of broooon after the race....STAN my father was regimental champ long distance far to slow for sprints but some of his mates did the 4 min mile as they done a runner to Dunkirk ..............
Well, we now know.
It was no one famous.
It was 7 budding amateur future Olympians.
I thought it was a farce because of 7 petals lit, the remaining 197 petals self-ignited.

Pffftttt.


How much gas is that gonna use over the next 3 weeks?

The Queen shoulda lit it.
After all, she IS Corgi Registered.
The olympic committee in big trouble this morning as LORD COE has withdrawn H.M QUEENS WINTER FUEL allowance ...as he says why should the better off pensioners get free fuel...........they have also removed her free helicopter pass, oh well back on the old Clapham omnibus..
Missed a trick with the opening ceremony.

007 arrives...Queen seated, hand stroking the corgi in her lap...."Ah, Mr Bond. I've been expecting you..."
Isnt that the line the villain says?
Hmmm .. and isnt the villain someone of immense, unelected power and massive wealth who has delusions of grandeur?
Aha, the Queen was playing Blofeld!