Silly jokes.

Please feel free to join in or start any games.
A man is in a bar drinking a green spirit ,He speaks to the barman "Drinking this always makes me miss my wife ".
"Well " replied the barman "Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder ".
I know they are getting worse.
Q: What did one toilet say to the other?
A: You look a bit flushed.

Q: Why did the picture go to jail?
A: Because it was framed.

Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
A: I'll meet you at the corner.

:shock: :shock: :shock: :o :lol:
Does this bus stop at the Pier Head?

Or does this bus stop at Dover.?

Answer, well if it doesn't we will all get our feet wet
Absinthe kills you :lol: