quick jokes

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Why do hippies drink herbal tea? Because proper-tea is theft.
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If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you
would have £49.00 today
If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have
£33.00 today.
If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you
would have £0.00 today.
If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Northern Rock three years ago, you
would have £0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased £1,000 worth of beer one year ago at Tesco,
drank all the beer, then taken the aluminium cans to the scrap metal dealer,
you would have received £214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily &
recycle.



And then..........................
A recent study found that the average Briton walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that Britons drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a
year.
That means that, on average, Britons get about 41 miles to the gallon!
Makes you proud to be British. ……….. but the Scots still get more alcohol to the mile………
Some seasonal sillies....

"while shepherds washed their socks by night...."

A child singing "we wish you a merry christmas and a happy new EAR"

What is Good King Wenceslas' favourite pizza?
Deep pan, crisp and even!